Trend selections depart males baffled.
Fashionistas all over the place have been up in arms due to the pattern of sporting leggings as pants. However slowly, we (they usually) have succumbed, and leggings have turn into such an integral a part of the style tradition {that a} new vocabulary has developed.
Enter “jeggings.”
What are they? Jean leggings and this gal has a pair in her dresser drawer. Sadly, her husband is not as enamored of this new look, and his bafflement is truthful sufficient.
Trend traits like this have been cropping up for many years, main girls all over the place to plunk down huge bucks on objects of attire that simply aren’t … effectively… essentially flattering, and main males to surprise what within the heck we’re pondering. (Caveat: Put on no matter you need, women — by no means let a person dictate your model or what you wish to put on — we’re simply the messenger.)
Listed here are 6 issues girls put on that flip males off:
1. Maxi clothes
Lengthy skirts and flowing, summer time clothes make us really feel ethereal and princess-like, and sometimes encourage us to twirl about when nobody’s trying. Plus, they’re comfortable as hell. However what are males pondering after they see us in a skirt right down to our ankles? To summarize: “The place are her legs!?”
2. Excessive-waisted belts
We put on them as a result of they will intensify (or create) an hourglass form. However he simply thinks they make us appear like Santa Claus.
3. Large sun shades
These humongous, spherical sun shades popularized by the likes of Nicole Richie type of make us appear like big bugs. Not less than that is what he says. And we are likely to agree: It isn’t a terrific look, and we surprise the way it ever caught on.
4. Gauchos and capris
Or any sort of cropped pants, as a result of sporting them makes us look as if we’re fishermen, or maybe even pirates. Gauchos have a further strike towards them by additionally trying like pajama pants. No surprise we love them a lot! We love sporting pajama pants!
5. The majority of your footwear
Crocs. We hated them, too… no less than at first. As a result of, effectively, they’re ugly. However what? They’re extremely comfy, and make us really feel as if we’re sporting flip-flops year-round. And people two issues are value all of the ugly on the earth.
As for our gladiator sandals, males simply do not perceive them … until they’re paired with screamingly high-heeled gladiator sandals. As a result of they’re sizzling. By no means thoughts that they are additionally painful.
6. Your granny panties
Yeah. We nonetheless have just a few pairs of these hiding out in our underwear drawer.
Steph Auteri is a freelance author and editor. She’s been featured in Playgirl, Time Out New York, American Curves, New York Press, Nerve, and different publications.
